Rearrange my guts

Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unforgettable.

This card is for the friend, partner, or chaotic soul who appreciates humor that’s a little dark, a little clever, and completely unhinged in the best way. It’s edgy, conversation-starting, and guaranteed to get a double take before the laughter kicks in.

Perfect for birthdays, inside jokes, or anyone who thrives on bold humor and zero explanation. Printed on premium-quality cardstock with a smooth, durable finish, this design makes a statement the second it’s opened.

Not for the faint of heart — exactly how we like it. 💘🔥