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For the friend who makes sound effects when standing up.

This bold, retro-inspired birthday card delivers pure savage humor with a side of nostalgia. It’s playful, slightly petty (in the best way), and perfect for roasting your favorite human on their big day.

Whether it’s for your best friend, sibling, coworker, or partner, this card guarantees laughs before the cake is even cut. Printed on premium cardstock with a smooth, high-quality finish — because even jokes about aging should look this good.